Okay shit whatever mark meltzer closet costume let’s go~
luckyspike: askthemidnightcrew: Can’t stop laughing at droogs costume. Oh, headless DD. I love you Headless DD is the best gag. The best.
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i just found this picture. i cried a bit inside
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thatbitchvain asked you: “You can’t be serious,” Droog muttered around his hand as he lit up. His eyes examining the tray consisting of a plate contained eggs, bacon, a tall glass of cranberry juice, and a single rose. “COURSE I’M SERIOUS,” the larger of the two snapped as he let himself flop onto the edge of the mobster’s bed. Droog had to grip the...
We Will All Go Together When We Go
trexila: Everyone else is writing end of the universe fics so I wanted to give it a shot (oh ho), with my own ‘special touch’. Written after listening to this touching and beautiful song and avoiding homework all day. Read More TOM LEHRER IS MY ULTIMATE WEAKNESS~ This is very silly but that’s ok, Team Sleuth is silly. I like silly.
the midnight _____
Gem: I get a cow costume and a black fedora.
Gem: I dress up as a member of the Midnight Moo.
Gem: *puns anyone?*
Gem: ba-dum, tssh
mustache connoisseur: ahahahahahaha
Olives: however i have a cat outfit and i am a meber of the midnight mew
mustache connoisseur: HAHAHAHA THE PUNS
Gem: Ok, black fedora and a sailors costume. Crew of the Midnight.
Courtney: if everyone in the midnight crew caught sick
Courtney: they'd be the Midnight Flu
mustache connoisseur: can this be a blog
mustache connoisseur: please
Olives: if they were asian, they'd be the Midnight Kung Fu
Gem: If everyone in the midnight crew was a sheep, they would be the Midnight Ewe
Olives: if everyone was the troll's universe, they'd be the Midnight Blue
Gem: If everyone was a laser gun they would be the Midnight Pew
Olives: when they say goodbye it's the Midnight Adieu
Courtney: if they were all ghosts, they would be the Midnight Boo
Gem: If everyone was in a pot they'd be the Midnight Stew
Olives: they open their wine with a Midnight Corkscrew
Olives: their coffee of choice is the Midnight Brew
Gem: They come on stage when they hear their Midnight Cue
Gem: When they stand on line it's a Midnight Queue
Olives: now that they're all dead we need a Midnight New
Gem: When they go to see animals it's a Midnight Zoo
Gem: THESE ARE GREAT
Olives: if Sn0wman had joined, she'd be the Midnight Shrew
Courtney: If they all lived in Isreal they—
no I'm not going to finish that
Olives: I ALMOST DID THAT ONE TOO
mustache connoisseur: HAHAHAHAHAHA
Gem: Midnight Jew.
Gem: I AM NOT AFRAID TO SAY ANYTHING
Olives: over their socks they wear Midnight Shoes
Gem: 'If they had parents they would have a Midnight Curfew
Olives: the intermission was the Midnight Debut
Courtney: If they were British and had to use the bathroom late at night they'd be the Midnight Loo
Gem: If they had to leave quickly it would be a Midnight Skadoo
Olives: when they dance ballet they wear Midnight Tutus
Gem: They take a poop and it's a Midnight Doo
Courtney: If they were all pigeons they would be the Midnight Coo
Olives: if they were owls they'd be the Midnight Whoo
Olives: sometimes instead of meat they eat Midnight Tofu
Anonymiss: What the hell is going on.
mustache connoisseur: if they drank too much then they would Midnight Spew
Olives: If they wanted some ink, it'd be a Midnight Tattoo
Courtney: They play board games late at night. It's Midnight Clue.
Olives: when slick and snowman boned, it was a Midnight Screw
mustache connoisseur: HAHAHA
mustache connoisseur: SNAP
Olives: they blow their noses on Midnight Tissues
Olives: if you stole their trademark, they'd Midnight Sue
Courtney: When things break they bring out the Midnight Glue
Courtney: In Soviet Russia, Midnight You
Gem: If it was tomorrow it would be Midnight too
Olives: when they mess something up, they must Midnight Redo
Olives: if they had hair, they'd use Midnight Shampoo
Gem: If they do it again they must Midnight Undo
Olives: they order their food from a Midnight Menu
Olives: a sculptor made them some Midnight Statues
Courtney: When they royally fuck up they Midnight Rue
Gem: when they get on a plane they Midnight Flew
Olives: a thing that they lack are Midnight Virtues
Gem: If they sneeze it's a Midnight Achoo
Olives: if they wanted to date you, they'd Midnight Woo
Olives: if you joined the gang, you'd be Midnight Too
Courtney: They're a pretty small group so it's just a Midnight Few
Gem: If they shoot you you get Midnight Boom
Olives: if they were alaskan they'd live in Midnight Igloos
Olives: when they write poems, they're Midnight Haikus
Gem: If they were a storm they'd be Midnight Monsoon
Courtney: One time Slick left a half-full instant ramen cup on the table for almost three weeks. You looked inside and it was Midnight Ewwww.
Olives: if they wanted a beard, it'd be a Midnight Fu-Manchu
Gem: If they picked Dandelions to make wishes they'd Midnight Blew
Olives: their intelligence is measures as a Midnight IQ
Olives: their favorite meal is Midnight Fondue
Gem: They like to have parties from Midnight till Two
Gem: If they were in a japanese comic they'd be Midnight Mangu
Courtney: When they go on vacation, it's to Midnight Peru and Midnight Machu Picchuu
Gem: All of them fought against Midnight Haku
Courtney: When they just barely get out of tight spots, it's Midnight Phew
Olives: if they can't solve a problem, they Midnight Make-do
Gem: If they went to college it would be Midnight U
Olives: now that i'm out of ideas, i'm the Midnight Through
Gem: I'm out
Courtney: That was pretty awesome
We should probably have a little cheer here
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bloodtier: justicekind: bloodtier: justicekind replied to your post: oh yeah that event is basically our creepy… okay this is what i am always saying but NO ONE LISTENS TO MEEE i just want creepy okay you dont understand it’s what i live for. wow ok then lets tie… I haven’t requested a meltzah event yet I could try to make a creepy one happen maybe?
I hadn’t realized that the new Discworld book was also a Vimes book. Nobody mentioned it. Guys I have feelings about Vimes. He is THE LAW, you see.
i love afterlife fic
luckyspike: i do it’s true which i guess it’s okay in this fandom because everyone dies anyway actually missingrache is partially at fault for this, since our convo last night sort of got me thinking about this stuff lol contains bifurcated universe clusterfuckery and also headless shenanigans Read More DIGNITARY. Dignitary come here let me hold you, you uptight headless loser. Spike I...
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