DJ WHAT ARE YOU DOING TO MY HEART
Mobsterswitch! In which the mobsters are detectives and vice versa.
Idly realizing I don’t draw nearly enough Hearts and Deuce.
Oh FFF seconding that call for more Boxcars and Deuce JUST LOOK AT THEM THEY’RE SO CUTE.
Sanna: maybe stitch secretly likes the hansons
Spike: maybe vriska inflicts it on him endlessly
Sanna: and then he sings all the lyrics in yiddish
Spike: terezi and die and crowbar are besties and she desperately wants an awesome trio of feltuncles
Sanna: with completely made up words
Spike: so she picks stitch and itchy
Spike: it is a terrible combination and stitch really wishes he didn’t have to listen to mmmbop so many times
Spike: and then one day he’s fixing the coat and just finds himself singing it and he just … starts drinking
Sanna: look at your life, stitch
Spike: matchsticks finds him later and is super confused
Spike: “what happened?”
Spike: “HANSON HAPPENED.”
Spike: “… who’s handsome?”
Sanna: can’t you just HEAR it in his bizarre accent
Spike: OH GOD YES LOL
Spike: like there aren’t even words half the time
Spike: mmmbop da ba doo wop
Spike: yeah yeah
Spike: this would obviously happen to stitch while karkat is in his spice girls phase
Spike: slick finds himself playing “wannabe” on the piano subconsciously one day and just calls droog, crying
Spike: droog doesn’t understand
Sanna: emotional trauma
Sanna: CAN’T YOU UNDERSTAND
Spike: “you want to be what, slick?”
Spike: “YOU HAVE TO GET WITH MY FRIENDS, DROOG, I KNOW ALL THE WORDS, OH GOD MY LIFE IS BLACKNESS”
Sanna: poor, poor slick is going to need gallons of booze to mend those mental scars
Spike: he has like PTSD-style flashbacks
Sanna: wakes up at night in cold sweat
Sanna: screaming spice girls lyrics
Spike: he hears any string of notes that’s reminiscent of ‘wannabe’ and he freaks out
Spike: hearts has to hold him while droog does his moirail duty and shooshpaps
WORK WAS REALLY REALLY BORING OKAY.
I have lost all control of my life.
This conversation and resulting picture are amazing and awesome, but I’m just reblogging this to deliver a weird artist comment: Sannam I… I love those wrists/hands on Slick. They’re awesome.
okay back to work
Ffffffff SLICK. Parenthood is hard, Slick. This was an excellent homework break thank you tumblr